Avengers pick up lines:

  • Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
  • Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
  • Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
  • Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
  • Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
  • Loki: kneel.

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official310:

youreaworthlessgutlesspig:

destroyerofbacon:

ircimages:

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys
are my heroes

no joke, this is the sort of thing me and my boyfriend would do

LOVE LOVE LOVE!

official310:

youreaworthlessgutlesspig:

destroyerofbacon:

ircimages:

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys

are my heroes

no joke, this is the sort of thing me and my boyfriend would do

LOVE LOVE LOVE!

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whyamisorandom:

sprocketdrox:

cocksandklainebows:

orgarren:

orgarren:

if enough people reblog this my mum might get me a cat

so uh- reblog this please xoxo 

Please she told me I need 10k

#i am gonna keep reblogging this untill the damn girl gets a cat#people need cats #people deserve cats #i am really passionate about this omg

COME ON TUMBLR, LET’S GET THIS GIRL A CAT! EVERYONE DESERVES A CAT!

CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT

CATS ARE IMPORTANT . GO GO GO GO REBLOG .

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